Like Dorian will ever get to Heaven

[dontknowhim]

[The line at the Pearly Gates is a long one. A lot of people die each day, and they're all weighed at the entrance to Heaven. What's more, today it's only Peter, which to be fair, is the image most expect, but it's hard work for just one person. Especially when that one person is bored and lazy. He drops his head to the desk with a clatter and quickly realises that was a mistake, jolting up to rub his forehead. That sucked. Groaning, he looks out at the line - there never seems to be a dent made, could people maybe stop dying en masse for five seconds, let them have a bit of a break, maybe? No?

With a sigh, he calls for the next in line. Hey, Dorian.]